Poems

Well, haha.... I received an email from my high school English teacher.... Enjoy..

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Dear English teachers and Teachers who have been observant,

See if any of your students can match these creative poets...



POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND ,

HOLD IT GENTLY'

Excellent poems (do excuse the language though) by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls.......

A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the SingaporeFire Department
wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please
aim properly.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Quiz

Lecturer deducted 1 mark although my answer is correct.. =.="
He doesn't understand the when the term sinc(2T) approaches infinity = 0
Ok lah, partially my mistake didn't use T approaches infinity but i feel it's understood that when sinc(2T),..... i mean like what other parameters do that term have??

whatever lah...want to deduct, deduct la... averaged, 0.2 marks for total subject mark only~

Here's my Riady's paper..
Smart or not?
Lecturer photocopied a set for him and...
His original quiz paper has been archived in the university...

Project Planning

X is a rapid developed industrial city in which a population of more than 10 million resides. Power demand for city X has been surging for the past few years due to influx of investment on heavy industries which require huge amount of electricity for their operation.

As the price of crude oil is soaring high, the utility company is looking at possibility of generation of electricity by water, i.e. construction of hydroelectric power station. The nearest site for hydro electric power station is about 200km from the city.

As a planning engineer for the utility company, your job is to carry out the planning for the project of building a hydro power station, the transmission line, transmission substation and distribution substation.

Write a report, with the aid of one line diagram and relevant pictures, on the planning of such a project which shall include the generation, transmission and distribution of the electricity to the city.

UPDATES

23rd October 2009! Exact 1 month to Final Exam!
Week 10 over, next week = week 11...
This morning, another assignment was distributed - Dateline: 6th November 2009 =.=
Tomorrow, IR Jimmy is going to distribute another assignment - Dateline: 7th November 2009 =.=
Assignment done, another comes...
4.00, how oh???

To all my coursemates,
Let's fight till 4th December 2009..

Happy Birthday Dad!

Happy Birthday Dad !
Picture of my dad and his only bald handsome son.. =)



please quit smoking..

GOTCHA !!

GOTCHA AVERY!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

stupid or dumb?

I'm just wondering, why they have to sit in the middle of a busy airport??

Interesting...

happy birthday to this girl

... happy 2nd decade birthday f/oN^89 ...

As for your present, I sent an e-sms voucher to you already.
Free Meal

Terms and Conditions
1. Only valid on 30th September.
2. Valid for any restaurant or food court in Kuching, Sarawak.
3. Show e-sms voucher in order to claim the present.
4. This e-sms voucher is only valid for birthday girl.
5. This e-sms voucher is not exchangable with cash.

=P

happy birthday avery!

Avery got cheated for a month, thought that we're going for uni's prom night. It was a surprised birthday party for him at Mei Shan Restaurant, Grand Margherita (Old Holiday Inn).

OOOooooo~~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY!

dumb shop assistant..

Last month, there was digi promotion thingy at uni. Digi promoters were like persuading students to get a new number due to the digi campus promotion thingy. The rate for digi campus number is cheap compared to the other packages; friends and family and all. So I bought a number for myself.

Call rate: 15 cents per minute to all (8 cents for the first 30 seconds)
SMS: 1 cent to digi, 6 cents to other network (2.5X cheaper than my mtv powerpack package when I have to sms Lucas and all)
Friends and Family: 11 numbers (I can have 22 numbers free sms-ing now XD)

1-2 days after that, I went and bought a phone as shown as the figure below.

Same model but different colour. I chose black one.

Bluetooth, mp3 player, external memory card - Good enough for me.

I don't need a phone to watch movie and stuff...

When I bought it, the shop didn't provide me memory card. That's the sad thing.
3 weeks after I bought the phone, I went back to saberkas and bought my own memory card (micro sd) at a different shop which gave me lowest price for a 2GB memory. (nice enough for 500 songs)
I went home and put on the memory card myself. WHY my bloody damn NEW phone doesn't detect the memory card??? I called up the shop and talked to a girl named Tracy. She asked me to go back to the shop and she'll try. Maybe the memory card has problem. Ok~

Tested the memory card, memory card = good. So, it was my bloody damn NEW phone which caused the problem. So I went back to the shop where I bought the phone, to be specific, 1st floor of Saberkas, and told them, my phone can't read/detect memory card.

They tried and yes, my NEW phone can't detect the memory card. So the shop assistant asked me to bring it over to their technician near Crown Towers. Ok~

Monday, I went there and gave it to the technician. The technician told me, integrated circuit (IC) spoil. There's some water moisture stain there. IC burnt or short-circuit-ed, I have no idea. (NEW phone, NEVER open the casing and all) =.=""" I told her I bought a silicon cover for my phone. She said, she had a case silicon water vapour went in the phone through the keypad of the phone. Ok~ Speechless...

My old phone which age reaching 6 years old, was brought in the toilet and sms when I shit, followed me when I shower in the bathroom, marched with me under the rain; in my raincoat, for Kuala Lumpur World Marching Band Competition 2007, etc.... I can say, almost 24/7 being with me, never experience such problem regarding reading memory card.

Hell yea, I know how to spoil an IC. Both my hands dealt with ICs for few years since year 1 in uni and theories about IC for years. Not to forget, I burnt an IC in the lab before! Fingers held with electrostatic field also able to spoil IC easily. My electronics subjects in uni, I scored 4.00!

Yet, she was treating me like I don't know anything, so she can blaaaaaaaaaaaa whatever she likes. She doesn't know that she's dealing with an electrical and electronics student. =.="" Ok~

As a result, she took the phone so she can wash the board of the phone and check whether it can be solved the problem or not.

I started to wonder whether that phone really first-hand/new phone or not... o.O

She said I will be getting my NEW phone back within a week. OK~ whatever~ get it fixed!